Uptown Billiards is a vintage jazzy joint with sultry decor, down-to-earth staff, fun things to do, and a commitment to serve the best food and drink in Portland prices everyone will think are more than fair. Locally owned and operated, the “house rules” (a tradition in pool halls) include “Your Server Is The Manager.” Imagine the positive “vibe” of a place where everyone on staff is empowered to make every decision necessary to serve your wants and needs – creatively and with their own personality. With no point-of-sale junk polluting the room, no neon signs, no horrifically rehearsed “Hi my name is Skippy/Bunny and would you like to start with a Stoli Strawberry Lemonade?” sales pitches to endure, Uptown Billiards is simply a comfy, cozy, fun hangout where you can have some memorable fun with the people you care about.