ESPN The Magazine experts ranked Humperdinks as the 23rd Greatest Sports Bar in the Universe (the only Sports Bar in Texas mentioned thus the Dallas Best Sports Bar) stating: “We’ve been to thousands of them – dark, dank bars with the same over-fried food, flat beer, sticky floors and TVs that never seem to have the right game on. But every once in a while, we stumble upon a joint that makes us happy we gave up our remote for the night. Not your average sports bar – Humperdinks Restaurant and Brewery in Dallas, Texas – can you take 100 ounce beer towers and 100-inch TVs??” 25 Mantastic Things to Do in Dallas this Year #25 Climb a Tower at Humperdinks. How can 100 ounces of micro-brew beer with a floating glacier in the middle shared with four friends not make a great afternoon? Steer clear of your usual domestic draft and go with the Texas Blond (like a buttery Bud Light).